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Supporter of two teams award
There was only every going to be one winner in this catergory...
John_Simmons
"**Simmons cooly walks up to the steps to receive his awards. He
stumbles on the top step but manages to just about stay on his feet. He
proceeds to the mic and clears his throat.**
I'd like to start of by saying thank you to all the people who voted for me and I'm very appreciative of that. There was some strong competitors in the categories I won, even though I was the only nominee for the supporter of two teams award. Strong nonetheless.
I also have to thank Charlton Athletic. Without them I wouldn't have won this award.
**Holds supporter of two teams award aloft.**
So thanks Curbs and the boys back at The Valley. I'd also like to say well done to all the other winners and all those nominees who didn't quite make it. For those who didn't get a nomination, speak up for yourselves more next time and I'm sure things will be different.
Regardless of who's going home with an award tonight, there is only one real winner. And that is the THFC federation. Our unity has allowed us to enjoy a fantastic night and that is through the strength of our fed. Long may it continue.
**Crowd break into mass applause.**
Right, I'm now going to get very drunk and celebrate with my page 3 model girlfriend. Have a good evening everyone.
**Simmons leaves the stage to a standing ovation.**"
Most talkative
This was a closely fought contest between sPuRs7402 and dwayne-mooney but the winner was...
sPuRs7402
"Thank you m8 for doing this, has been great fun.
Firstly I would like to thank all the people that voted for me. Its a great honour to win not one but two awards at the first ever THFC Fed Awards... and indeed just to be here at this most prestigious of venues... Thank you Tony for the use of your caff, much appreciated m8 and for the lovely spread. What is that exactly... marmite, mayonaise..? Don't ask? Starting to wish I hadn't. (I'm just going to make sure I stick a toilet roll in the fridge as soon as I get home... could be a long night).
Anyway, congratulations to all the others winners and heres to a very... very... drunk night."
Most annoying
From the outset of this, one user romped away into the distance...
indianhope
The wise one...
Votes were spread over 4 users for this prestigious award. Emerging victorious was...
Ashfordian
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Wow, I cannot believe this worked with so many categories.
A big thanks to Sparky for organising this and collating all the voting.
Looks like that £20 I paid Sparky worked ;o)
Honestly though, this really means something to me. It says that you think I know what I am talking about (scary).
The losing candidates should not go without a mention and any on that list would be worthy winners and some that were not nominated.
I better stop now, before this becomes an entry for the biggest girl award next season. :o)
Thanks to everyone who voted for me and good luck for the new season."
Best Fed Interview
Another close fought award, although one person did pull away in the end
John_Simmons
Manager of the Season
An award with two nominees, who spent most of their time level pegging each other during the voting. The winner is...
tommytuck
"
Wow two awards awesome, cheers for running this sparky!
Thank you to my voters :)
Congrats to all other winners"
dwayne-mooney award for forgetting to set a team or valid formation
There could only be one...
dwayne-mooney
"Yeah cheers Sparky for sorting this out, I started it I think but was a
bit of a mess until you turned up with your special Mod buttons :)
So Im the least optimistic, best fucker up of line-ups and best hattrick cocker up, great, cheers lads (and ladies) makes me feel good.
I would like to thank my mother, if she didnt push me out I wouldnt be here now, my current bitch who gives me sex which is great and everyone in THFC cos without you in would be a bit boring in here on my own.
This has to be the best fed in HT.
Edit: And Aaron Lennon too, hes my new dude, hes going to be soo great Im glad hes at Spurs :) Last time I said someone was good was when I joined HT and took my user name from a young striker at Everton, he hasnt done too badly has he?"
Off topic poster of the year
A clear victory in this award for...
sPuRs7402
Complete moron award
Collecting his second award of the night is...
indianhope
Biggest girl award
This was a hotly fought contest which eventually had to be settled with a bikini wrestling competition. The winner was...
RachelKanga
Most addicted to HT award
A three way bout here which ended with just two votes seperating the top 3, the member who is most addicted to HT is...
Mod-Sparky
Unluckiest manager award
A comfortable victory in this catergory for...
TeeKosey
Most popular award
This was another closest fought catergory with the eventual winner being...
Svoelle
Best logo award
With so many entrants, a clear winner was always going to be hard to find but emerging with the award to take home is...
tommytuck
Most optomistic spurs fan
Only ever one winner here...
Oz_HP
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I have put my award on the fire place. I like it. the gold bits, the way the player is poised to strick the ball. lovely.
I would also like to thank my Family...."
Least optomistic spurs fan
A two way battle, with the majority of the votes going to, collecting his second award of the night...
dwayne-mooney
The ldnfatso award for best abusive post
Directed at indianhope, the winner...
ldnfatso
Biggest Hattrick cock-up
I'm not sure how he's going to carry all these awards but they keep on coming for...
dwayne-mooney
Most dedicated to the fed
An emphatic win in this catergory, sees the award go to...
danyul
Best stadium name award
A big field in this catergory saw quite a convincing win in the end for...
AndersAnderinho
"I never realised I was even a contender for this award :)
Cheers guys!"
Best variation on spurs logo award
A two way battle saw a fight to the finish, but the winner is...
MartinFly
Funniest member
And onto our final award of the night. The winner is...
ldnfatso
Finally I'd like to thank all those who voted and actually making this job more than I thought it was going to be. Now don't get too drunk celebrating ;) |