How did you find Hattrick?

My mate at work (Formerly Noggers, now cb_cb) played it all the time and eventually he convinced me to get a team. The alternative was to spend all day actually doing some work. No contest really, and thing haven’t really changed.

Where did your Hattrick team name come from?

I am the original London Fatso, I just shortened it to Ldnfatso. Also happens to be my email address and msn messenger address now.

How did you discover the wonders of the THFC Fed?

Spam from TK

Why did you become a Spurs supporter?

My old man was a Spurs supporter as he was born and bred in Walthamstow. He used to walk to WHL to watch em in the 60’s

Favourite current Spurs player?

Jermain Defoe, he’s such a handful and I reckon he would get into every premiership 1st team.

Greatest ever Spurs player?

Glenn Hoddle , he was without doubt the most gifted footballer I have ever seen. He made precision passing look so easy. He also had a great free kick around the edge of the penalty area.

Worst ever Spurs player?

Sergei Rebrov, what a waste of money!

Greatest Spurs manager?

Bill Nicholson , the fact that he died before he was given a knighthood was a travesty.

Worst Spurs manager?

Christian Gross , he was just a fruitcake! Fancy turning up for your own press conference by tube. Laughable really. Shite manager too!

What has been the high point and low point of the current Spurs season for you?

High point: Promising new players and decent youth policy. Low point: Losing at home to the Arse.

What was the first Spurs match that you saw? (WHL and TV)

WHL: Notts County at home 1982 I think. TV: 1981 FA Cup Final I think.

What is the most memorable Spurs match you have seen and why?

Beating Arsenal 3-1 at Wembley. Gazza scoring that free kick, unbelievable! I went to that game but unfortunately was stuck in the Arse end of the ground. This was because an Arse supporter mate of mine sold me his ticket due to being on hols. I, more than held my own that day. This match is closely followed by the UEFA Cup Final of 1984!

What was the worst Spurs match you have ever seen?

At home to Middlesbrough a few seasons ago, we was 3-0 down at half time and playing absolute shite! It was slashing down with rain and there was no hope of a comeback. It was the only time I’ve left a game before the end, by that I mean half time.

Do you own any Spurs football shirts? What designs?

Yes, I have an old 1982 home and away blue le coq sportif shirts in child size. I have also a light blue away holsten shirt from a couple of seasons ago. I also had last seasons figure hugging Thomson shirt. Looks great on me!!

Favourite Spurs shirt design?

1982 Home shirt (Centenery Shirt)

If you could sign any current Premiership player for Spurs who would it be?

Steven Gerrard. Fabulous player currently playing the best footy of his life.

If you could sign any current world player for Spurs then who would it be?

Ronaldinho, sheer class.

Spurs Tactic - can Defoe and Keane ever play together? Could 4-3-3 ever work for Spurs?

No, Defoe/Keano has been proven to not work. Both need a tall partner. 4-3-3, not with our current batch of wingers/wingbacks.

Do you have a job in real life? What is it?

I work for a small UK Stockbrokers in London. I work in their operations/admin dept. All boring stuff.

What did you do with your spare time, before HT?

W**k!! Seriously though, I play a fair bit of golf. Again, not brilliant at it (20 handicap).

Can you tell us about your best and worst day in HT?

Best day: getting promoted to div iii.1, Worst day: making the error of not getting a decent training regime going in my early days.

What has been the highlight of the Hattrick season for you?

None, I’m bottom with 0 points and out of the cup.

Do you have a favourite Hattrick player and why? (That's an actual player and not manager)

Not really, that’s sad. Only people like TK do things like that.

If you had the chance,what one thing would you change in HT?

I’d introduce transfer windows or limit the amount of transfer dealings allowed per team.

Everyone makes a newbie mistake when they start HT, what was yours?

Not implementing a decent training regime quickly enough.

What position do you train?

Have you always trained the same position? Playmaking, most profitable position to train and most useful for team improvement.

Who has been your HT inspiration?

Edkeung R.I.P. (Chinese Guru), and TK I suppose. He has given decent advice over the years.

Have you had any rivalries with other Hattrick managers?

Noggers / CB_CB and TK

Who is the biggest muppet in the Fed and why?

Teekosey, he is full of shit at times.

Who has been your inspiration or mentor in Hattrick?

I this not the same question as 2 questions ago?

Who makes you laugh in the Hattrick world? (either Fed conference or elsewhere)

Tk, he is very passionate about the fed.

Hattrick Tactic - what did you make of the Fed Cup final?

How would you have played that match? (MatchID=39669507)

Hypothetical really, I was in the London Cup. I would have played my usual 3-5-2 and perhaps attack in the middle.

Favourite joke?

What’s the difference between a Cowboy and a Cowgirl? Answer: One has a prairie hat and the other has a hairy prat!!

Do you have a favourite football chant that makes you laugh?

Sol Campbell takes it up the arse etc

What is your favourite Book?

Secret Diary of Adrian Mole aged 13 3/4

What is your favourite TV show?

Hustle (quality drama)

Do you play any other good online games?

Online Poker: www.ladbrokespoker.com (I’ve just set up a new fed for people who play it).

Best movie of the year?

The Incredibles (or was that last year?)

What was the last album you bought? Good, bad, indifferent?

Kaiser Chiefs “Employment” – 1st track is good, rest of it is pretty average.

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