HT username: Dwayne-mooney
Team name: Basildon Spurs FC
League: IV.45
How many seasons have you played Hattrick? Started in season 19 so about 7th season, longer than I thought..
Honours? Serie Champions VI.503 & V.82

How did you find Hattrick?

Like a lot of players at the time I found Hattrick via FHM's top 100 games, don't think its on there now though.

Where did your Hattrick team name come from?

Simple really, Im born & bred from Basildon and Im a lifelong Spurs supporter.

How did you discover the wonders of the THFC Fed?

Easy really, first thing I looked for was a spurs fed, glad I found this one first.

Why did you become a Spurs supporter?

My Dad was born in Tottenham so I was pressured into it really by him, could have been a lot worse though, he could have been born in East Ham like me Mum.

Favourite current Spurs player?

Has to be Defoe, when he's on fire things happen, needs to improve his game though to be a complete player.

Greatest ever Spurs player?

For me it was Gazza, I used to idolise him as a kid, he was a special talent that doesn't come along every day.

Worst ever Spurs player?

How long have you got? Danni Dichio has to be the worst loan signing and Goran Bugasevic was poo too. People always Justin Edinburgh but he used to live a stones throw from my house so..

Greatest Spurs manager?

Bill Nic

Worst Spurs manager?

Cristian 'travels on the tube' Gross. Lots of choice though.

What has been the high point and low point of the current Spurs season for you?

High point was thinking we might actually make Europe from our league position, low point was the Mendes goal, it still grates me now, how did the ref not see it was in the net, the keeper is 2 foot inside the goal, twat.

What was the first Spurs match that you saw? (WHL and TV)

The first game I remember was the Spurs v Man City replay or the Rikki Villa Cup final as its known, I can still hear the commentator now "and its still Rikki Villa, hes going all the way" First game I saw was against Southampton I think and we won 3-1 a couple of seasons back.

What is the most memorable Spurs match you have seen and why?

The 1991 Fa Cup Semi versus Arsenal with the Gazza free kick, what a fantastic goal that was. Great to beat the Arse too, shame Gazza went mad in the final.

What was the worst Spurs match you have ever seen?

Went to Spurs v Chelski couple of weeks after we had beat them season before last, we lost 1-5, not a happy chappy.

Do you own any Spurs football shirts? What designs?

Last seasons blue kappy kit, old 1991 fa cup design, threw the rest out I think..

Favourite Spurs shirt design?

Loved the Adidas home kit couple of seasons back, used to love the yellow away kit with graphics in the corner too that was in Klinnsman era..

If you could sign any current Premiership player for Spurs who would it be?

Stevie G, powerhouse performer who drives the team on.

If you could sign any current world player for Spurs then who would it be?

Ronaldinho, need I say more?

Spurs Tactic - can Defoe and Keane ever play together? Could 4-3-3 ever work for Spurs?

No & probably not. Defoe and Keane can never form a decent partnership, although different they are too much the same, its clear we need a big guy up there too. 4-3-3 is a hard tactic to pull off, you need good defensive cover and forwards who can drop deep to fill gaps, I don't think we have that currently.

Do you have a job in real life? What is it?

Im a Commercial Negotiator, basically I sell shops and factories etc.

What did you do with your spare time, before HT?

Well I still have some spare time left after HT so I like to go drinking, clubbing, skunking & generally enjoy myself, bit of a lager lout really. I like Golf & footy of course too.

Can you tell us about your best and worst day in HT?

Erm best day was winning the VI title after being 3rd for 80% of the season and winning the final day showdown, that's the first time I started to really log in. Worst, dunno, probably every day that I pull a crappy youth from my entirely crappy youth squad, so disappointing every time.

What has been the highlight of the Hattrick season for you?

This season? Not a lot, went out in the cup last night too.

Do you have a favourite Hattrick player and why? (That's an actual player and not manager)

Yeah, my own player Darren Watkinson, hes only a pass PM, def & passing but has always been with me from the start, hopefully I can get his exp up for future coach duties.

If you had the chance, what one thing would you change in HT?

A more random cup draw, makes sense to me..

Everyone makes a newbie mistake when they start HT, what was yours?

Didn't train until I got promoted to V, cost me millions.

What position do you train?

Have you always trained the same position? I Train Striker and always have, Boring!

Who has been your HT inspiration?

Well both Brian Clifford and Andy Colu helped me when I was a newbie so that's great.

Have you had any rivalries with other Hattrick managers?

Yes a few down the years, Mike Bagnall of Bagnall Town was my adversary in the early days and hes quite active now. Also, Stuart Ballard of Essex Asylum and I had some good battles in V. Nowdays myself and Squall of Gunblades like a bit of banter in IV.
Who is the biggest muppet in the Fed and why? Lol, me sometimes, I don't think we actually have one to be fair…

Who has been your inspiration or mentor in Hattrick?

No-one really, Brian and Andy have helped though sometimes.

Who makes you laugh in the Hattrick world? (either Fed conference or elsewhere)

Well Ad the Lad makes me laugh not in a good way though, cos hes such an idiot, Vendetta is sometimes amusing on the confs. In our fed all the regular posters seem to be up for the craic so its all good.

Hattrick Tactic - what did you make of the Fed Cup final? How would you have played that match? (MatchID=39669507) Titans were outclassed really, they tried CA but it didn't come off for them. CA is a good tactic though, don't listen to TK..

Favourite joke?

Don't have a fav but this one springs to mind;
Three couples go to Las Vegas to get married, After they have done the deed the grooms all meet up in the bar and start talking away about their wives.

One of them says"Shall we have a little wager as to who has the most sex with their wife tonight?", The other guys agree and put $100 each into a kitty behind the bar. Then one thinks and says"But how will we know who has won?", And another says"We should tell each other over breakfast tomorrow, But we should use a code to disguise the fact from our spouses".

The others agree on this and decide that however many pieces of toast they order for breakfast next morning tells how many times they had sex the night before.

So the next morning the 3 couples are sitting having breakfast when the 1st man says,"Oh waitress, Can I please Have 3 pieces of toast please". Then the 2nd man says" OH, May i please have 4 pieces of toast with breakfast".

Then the last guy says"May i have seven, thats right SEVEN pieces of toast with breakfast?". The other 2 guys look at him with admiration when the 3rd guy grabs the waitress and says........

"Oh by the way miss, Could you please make three of those pieces of toast BROWN BREAD!

Do you have a favourite football chant that makes you laugh?

No not really.

What is your favourite Book?

Frank Skinner Autobiography, really is a funny book.

What is your favourite TV show?

Only Fools & Horses, I love comedy..

Do you play any other good online games?

Play sokker & battrick a little bit, seem to be doing well in sokker and really badly at battrick.

Best movie of the year?

Star Wars

What was the last album you bought?

Good, bad, indifferent? Well my mate copied me Black eyed peas & gorillaz last week, not listened to them properly yet though.

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