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HT username: Corofin
Team name: FedEx Utd
League: V.186 in USA
How many seasons have you played Hattrick? 5
Honours? Winner: VI.51 in season 27 & VI.990 in season 29

How did you find Hattrick? A friend of mine from Denmark kept at me to get a team. I wasn’t interested at first. Signed up 3 different times before I got hooked.

How much time do you spend on average, per day, on Hattrick? It’s always on!

Where did your Hattrick team name come from? Boring name! I work for FedEx. I wasn’t too creative.

Any significance for your teams strip? None what so ever

What is the “weird” thing you do in Hattrick that really doesn’t make any sense? I used to buy players because of their names. Also, when I get my youth pull I cover the PC screen with my hand for good luck.

What ambitions do you have in the game, how far would you dream of going? Straight to the top! I hate losing and I’m always thinking about ways to improve my team. Patience is key.

How did you discover the wonders of the THFC Fed? As a Spurs fan I knew the Fed was out there to be found.

Why is the THFC Fed your favourite ? Because, since I left England I don’t get to chat about football anymore at the pub or at work like I used to. In this Fed, I can crack open a beer and chat about the Spurs! Perfect!

Any suggestions on how the Fed can be improved? None at all

What other Feds are you a member of and why? English Premier League Fed ( I started it as there wasn’t one already, members from all Premiership clubs signed up), Paddy says “Buy Irish” (Main Irish Fed to discuss all topics and Ireland was where I was born), The Guinness Club (private gentlemans club which Exospurs is a member also), I need to get back to Easy to Find Fed…..I promised Svoelle I would…..5 Feds is not enough

Why did you become a Spurs supporter? If I remember correctly it was because of Spurs winning the UEFA Cup back in the early 80’s. I was a wee lad at the time!

Favourite current Spurs player? I must go with young Dawson…

Greatest ever Spurs player? Glenn Hoddle

Worst ever Spurs player? For some reason I can remember these names!....Mitchell Thomas, John Chiedozie, Ronnie Rosenthal, Kasey Keller, Johnny Metgod, Helder Postiga, Gregorz Rasiak, Paulo Tramezzani….take your pick….

Greatest Spurs manager? Kafka-reading, gigantic Dutchman of a coach Martin Jol who has brothers named "Cock" and "Dick", and talks just like Goldmember (I love that line!)

Worst Spurs manager ? Christen Gross

What has been the high point and low point of the last Spurs season for you? High point was finally seeing Spurs back up at the top of the table and being a force again….low point…..final match…. @ West Ham…lost 4 th place to Goons L

What was the first Spurs match that you saw? (WHL and TV) On TV the earliest I can remember was the UEFA Cup win….have been to WHL but not for a match, first Spurs match was at Villa Park about 14 years ago…ended 0-0

What is the most memorable Spurs match you have seen and why? (On TV) Beating Arsenal in the FA Cup semi back in ’91

What was the worst Spurs match you have ever seen? Losing 5-3 to Man U after being 3-0 at the half

Do you own any Spurs football shirts? What designs? Striped purple one from around the early to mid ‘90’s with HP was the sponsor….thought it was class. Had the yellow one as well with the fade on the shoulder around the same time. Haven’t bought a new one in years!

Favourite Spurs shirt design? See above…the purple one.

If you could sign any current Premiership player for Spurs who would it be? I wanted Duff to complement Lennon on the other wing……

If you could sign any current world player for Spurs then who would it be? Ronaldinho

Do you have a job in real life? What is it? I work For FedEx Express

What did you do with your spare time, before HT? Can’t remember….but I knew I had a life.

Can you tell us about your best and worst day in HT? Best – selling a youth pull for over $1 million…..Worst – getting relegated into a ‘bot’ league (boring)

What has been the best improvement made to Hattrick and why? Flag collecting…it’s a game within a game

What has been the highlight of the Hattrick season for you? Getting promoted!

Do you have a favourite Hattrick player and why? (That's an actual player and not manager) Not really……they are all my bitches and if they don’t perform….adios! A replacement is only a click away!

Who has been you best recent Hattrick signing and why? A playmaker that I bought for $3,000 and is now worth about $1 million

Do you have any players that don’t really play, but you keep them anyway? why? No….that is not the way forward

If you had the chance, what one thing would you change in HT? Like in real life, have players hand in transfer requests! Can you imagine your favorite player requests a transfer because you’ve been relegated or because he hates another player! Now that would be a challenge!

Everyone makes a newbie mistake when they start HT, what was yours ? Overpaid for a player and put myself in debt the first week

What position do you train? Have you always trained the same position? At the moment playmaking, I used to train defending but got out of that. I train stamina in the off season

If you were giving advice to a new Hattrick player now, what would you say? Don’t spend a penny the first 3 seasons. Save, save, save. And beat an Arsenal fan

Who has been your HT inspiration? the legendary DaBudgie, the most successful HT Ireland manager so far. An old neighbour of mine

Have you had any rivalries with other Hattrick managers? Not yet

Who is the biggest muppet in the Fed and why ? I don’t want to make enemies

Who has been your inspiration or mentor in Hattrick? Same question as third one up…

Who makes you laugh in the Hattrick world? (either Fed conference or elsewhere) When a lad explodes in a conference because his team lost! Also, had a great laugh when Wigaut started insulting the Maltesse National Manager….class!

Favourite joke? For A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

'Kin ya swaller?' asked Kenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it!!!

Do you have a favourite football chant that makes you laugh? No

What is your favourite Book? Angels & Demons by Dan Brown

What is your favourite TV show? Fr. Ted

Do you play any other good online games? Nope

Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears in nothing but a Spurs home shirt, you can only have one, who would it be? I’ve banged an American……gimme the Latino in a Spurs shirt!

Best movie of the year? Not a big movie buff….Da Vinci Code was good

Best movie of all time? Shawshank

What was the last album you bought? Good, bad, indifferent? Nobody buys albums anymore….question should be “last song downloaded into MP3 player?”

Favourite band of all time? Green Day

Favourite album of all time? Dookie

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