| How did you find Hattrick? From some friends, they had been playing for a while and talking about it loads so i signed up.
How much time do you spend on average, per day, on Hattrick? Quite a lot, mainly on the conferences, if more time was spent on my team and understanding certain aspects of the game i might have progressed further.
Where did your Hattrick team name come from? I lack creativity and that annoying french geezer was our manager at the time, i would really like to change it but I don't think the drop in supporters is worth it.
Any significance for your teams strip? No they just like to show off "bits" before a game.....oh you mean the kit *embarrased* Oh well they look pretty, im too lazy to make them look good.
What is the “weird” thing you do in Hattrick that really doesn’t make any sense? Get banned for being a muppet....
What ambitions do you have in the game, how far would you dream of going? To gain the respect of my peers...........................haha sod off! No i'd like to get to div 4, and just keep my team on the up, want to keep progressing with training and hopefully yet some good youths to train up.
How did you discover the wonders of the THFC Fed? Well i found a "loop" in the system many moons ago, was looking at how to become a ht supporter clicked get supporter or whatever and it just gave it me and i had for for like 3 months before they realised i hadn't paid. I supported the mighty Spurs, and found the fed, think i might have had contact with TK before. And then got supporter again and made a return, no doubt to the displeasure of many :p
Why is the THFC Fed your favourite? Because its active, there's good discussion, its not too narrow, there is a wide range of stuff going on and because we're all YIDS!!!
Any suggestions on how the Fed can be improved? Let me win the fed cup, apart from that just have more people talking and more people creating threads......don't be afraid no one bites! (disclaimer: apart from Sparky, but that only when hes got "the horn"
What other Feds are you a member of and why?
Easy to Find-supporting Svoelle and can advertise palyers there.
English Premier League (EPL)-good banter about the premiership and lots of different supporters although it should be purged of amine.
Battrick-just because i have a South African U20 player and i can boast about him.
Logo Designers Hattrick-Just getting some tips about photoshop, but im useless at it so I'm getting someone more professional to make it for me, ill find space somewhere further down to tell you about it
Why did you become a Spurs supporter? Like Father, like Son...
Favourite current Spurs player? Ledley King just because he is a complete rock, loyal to the club, nothing more you could ask of the guy.
Greatest ever Spurs player? There's been so many good players and so many great player's that i have never had the pleasure to see. Heard many great things about the likes of Blanchflower, but for me its Gazza-that freekick in the FA cup semifinal.....
Worst ever Spurs player? Justin Edinburgh.
Greatest Spurs manager? Sir Bill Nicholson-he should be knighted.
Worst Spurs manager? There have been so many i can't choose.....My namesake, Pleat, Gross, Graham, all were shite.
What has been the high point and low point of the last Spurs season for you? Finishing 5th as it was such an achievement; not finishing 4th and the FA cup and League cup losses.
What was the first Spurs match that you saw? (WHL and TV) I have no idea, i was so young. The first one i can remember is probably away at The Dell, god knows what year that was!
What is the most memorable Spurs match you have seen and why? Chelsea this season will live with me for a long time the atmosphere was superb and i cannot imagine what it would be like if we stuffed the arse or won the FA cup. The adrenaline that game was amazing and that feeling you get when the Park Lane starts singing
What was the worst Spurs match you have ever seen? Being 3-0 up against Man U and losing 5-3 or 3-0 up against Man city and losing 4-3. Both shockers. There are lots though, and im sure theres more to come after all were are inconsistent spurs...
Do you own any Spurs football shirts? What designs? I own all the ones from when i was born up to 2 seasons ago, i don't like the more recent designs, think they are hugely overpriced and generally prefer to wear my spurs jumper thing which i really like.
Favourite Spurs shirt design? I really likes the old ones from the 60's, just plain white with the spurs crest, they were simplistic yet classy, were glorious years and the years when you didn't have to have a sponsors name emblazoned everywhere including your arse cheeks.
If you could sign any current Premiership player for Spurs who would it be? I still think we need an amazing midfielder, Gerrard would add such depth to our team i think, but he'd probably end up stealing somehting before he arrived.
If you could sign any current world player for Spurs then who would it be? Ronaldinho, he could sort out the Left wing.
Do you have a job in real life? What is it? Don't be silly, I'm a student. And even if i did have one it'd be cash in hand
What did you do with your spare time, before HT? Play lots of sports and be slimmer.
Can you tell us about your best and worst day in HT? Best day would probably be when i got promoted and realised i had a pretty easy Division V, worst day would be when i lost in the fed cup semi and if i hadn't played a random formation and pressing i'd have won. Damn overestimating him
What has been the best improvement made to Hattrick and why? New youth squad looks pretty good, shall have to see how things shape up though. I don't like that you can search areas on the transfer market, i used to like searching every country.
What has been the highlight of the Hattrick season for you? Getting to 5th round of the cup, i won like 2 home games.
Do you have a favourite Hattrick player and why? (That's an actual player and not manager) Ummm i quite like them all, probably Alejandro Prado though just because i trained him from solid to magnificent, and my best trainee so far.
Who has been you best recent Hattrick signing and why? I haven't made too many signings recently, bought a new striker he should do pretty well....i've been expanding the stadium.
Do you have any players that don’t really play, but you keep them anyway? why? Yes, too lazy to retire them to Hall of fame, i don't think they deserve it yet.
If you had the chance,what one thing would you change in HT? Make the conferences more relaxed, too many rules
Everyone makes a newbie mistake when they start HT, what was yours? Getting too far into debt and then having a constant struggle and not getting a training regime up quick enough.
What position do you train? Have you always trained the same position? Wing, nope changed from scoring this season.
If you were giving advice to a new Hattrick player now, what would you say? Get a training regime in place and listen to experienced players, they have made the mistakes after all.
Who has been your HT inspiration or mentor? Hmmm talked to TK a bit back in the day, but probably Yo-yo boy, given me lots of advice, i will become better than him soon.
Have you had any rivalries with other Hattrick managers? A few i forget who they are though, I despise anyone who gives me injuries, you all know who you are!
Who is the biggest muppet in the Fed and why? Aside from me? I don't really know, everyone's pretty cool, although i like winding Ldnfatso up and he's a bit of a muppet.
Who makes you laugh in the Hattrick world? (either Fed conference or elsewhere) West Ham fans because they've all crawled back into their little holes, it doesn't take much to make me laugh.
Favourite joke? How do you make your girlfriend scream after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains
Do you have a favourite football chant that makes you laugh? There have been so many inventive ones, the reworking of "You'll Never Walk Alone" to "You'll Never Get A Job" is good.
Also liked singing "Bowyer for Parkhurst" and the best of the lot..."We're the park lane we're the park lane........." you all know it and if you don't
What is your favourite Book? Planet Earth, interesting stuff in there.
What is your favourite TV show? Shameless
Do you play any other good online games? Not really, battrick isn't too bad.
The man/woman of your dreams in nothing but a Spurs home shirt; who would that be? GM-Sparky......and his flock. But aside from them, Lucy Pinder.
Best movie of the year? Last King of Scotland
Best movie of all time? The Godfather-Clockwork Orange is weird but v.good also.
What was the last album you bought? Good, bad, indifferent? The last album i downloaded was by The View, pretty good, still listening to it.
Favourite band of all time? The Jam.
Favourite album of all time? (What's the Story) Morning Glory? by Oasis |